Hi. My name is Iris or Ashley. I like to travel. I like kittens. I like all types of people. I am open to try almost anything at least once.
Oh, I'm a writer too. Currently I'm working towards an English Minor with a Creative Writing concentration.
Anyway, thanks for visiting me.
If you want to talk, send me an ask or fan mail or whatever your little heart desires.
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
here’s a source, National geographic y’all
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU COULD DO IT PLUTO!
when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face
she said “here’s your party hat”
and i was already trippin balls so I said
and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug
i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope
Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.